So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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