your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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