Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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