You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Randomize
