Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
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