I can tuck mytits in my pants
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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