Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Dear god my vagina.
Randomize
