I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Randomize
