seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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