imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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