brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
no you cant smoke seaweed
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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