Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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