I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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