I swear she didn't look like that last week.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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