So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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