i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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