He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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