Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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