Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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