You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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