Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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