Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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