i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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