Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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