is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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