Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
That accounts for only three of the penises
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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