Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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