She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
