Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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