yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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