If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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