So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
And then my night got REAL pukey
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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