So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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