Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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