What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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