My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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