How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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