Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It was confusing and full of hummus
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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