When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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