Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
my poor anus
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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