Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Yo dont text me then not text me
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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