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You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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