just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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