Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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