why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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