I heard we made out
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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