I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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