I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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