also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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