Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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