Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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