Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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