I never want to see another naked old woman again.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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