If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
false alarm, still single
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