just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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