How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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