1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
If I die, sorry about rent.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
