Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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