My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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